Sunday, May 19, 2013

An Important Announcement




THE HOME DIPO ANNOUNCES NEW CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER



BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA – The Home Dipo is pleased to announce the expansion of its corporate office to include the position of Chief Operating Officer.  The COO’s duties will include managing and testing all operations, facilities and faculties of The Home Dipo. The COO is also expected to introduce a new department which will include innovative items such as Crayola Wall Paint, Diaper Home Odorizers, and Sleep-No-Longer Alarm Clocks to prepare the average home owner for military-grade torture.

Current CFO, Morgan Dipo, notes: “I am thrilled for this announcement. We’ve needed a COO around here to truly test our abilities and find new ways to spend our revenue. We were just getting too comfortable! I have no doubt that the COO will kick us into action.”

Though the new COO has accepted the role, their identification will not be released until their start date in November.

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