BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA – The Home Dipo is pleased
to announce the expansion of its corporate office to include the position of
Chief Operating Officer. The COO’s
duties will include managing and testing all operations, facilities and
faculties of The Home Dipo. The COO is also expected to introduce a new
department which will include innovative items such as Crayola Wall Paint,
Diaper Home Odorizers, and Sleep-No-Longer Alarm Clocks to prepare the average
home owner for military-grade torture.
Current
CFO, Morgan Dipo, notes: “I am thrilled for this announcement. We’ve needed a
COO around here to truly test our abilities and find new ways to spend our
revenue. We were just getting too comfortable! I have no doubt that the COO
will kick us into action.”
Though
the new COO has accepted the role, their identification will not be released
until their start date in November.
