Our precious little man - not even a day old.
Sunday, December 8, 2013
Sunday, May 19, 2013
An Important Announcement
BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA – The Home Dipo is pleased
to announce the expansion of its corporate office to include the position of
Chief Operating Officer. The COO’s
duties will include managing and testing all operations, facilities and
faculties of The Home Dipo. The COO is also expected to introduce a new
department which will include innovative items such as Crayola Wall Paint,
Diaper Home Odorizers, and Sleep-No-Longer Alarm Clocks to prepare the average
home owner for military-grade torture.
Current
CFO, Morgan Dipo, notes: “I am thrilled for this announcement. We’ve needed a
COO around here to truly test our abilities and find new ways to spend our
revenue. We were just getting too comfortable! I have no doubt that the COO
will kick us into action.”
Though
the new COO has accepted the role, their identification will not be released
until their start date in November.
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
The Puppy Mantra
Saw this going around and just seemed too sweet not to post and cherish forever as a reminder of how we should live, in short - like a dog! Though if you decide to adopt this practice, please don't use Chipson as a model.
Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:
Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
- Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.
- Take naps.
- Stretch before rising.
- Run, romp, and play daily.
- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
- Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
- On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
- On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
- When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
- Be loyal.
- Never pretend to be something you’re not.
- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
- ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!
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